Time to clean up all this 420 talk from my dashimage

(Source: skeletim, via clubbedsoda)


In honor of the two conflicting holidays





1997 leonardo can get it

2013 leonardo can get it

leonardo can get it whenever he wants

unless it is an oscar

shut up


i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

(via poopflow)

in court
  • judge: sir, where were you at 4:20pm last sunday
  • me: well you see sir i was just blazin some dank ass kush
  • my lawyer: same
  • me: same
  • judge: same
  • police: same
  • obama: same

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how can you suck dick like that? there’s no vacuum. his face is always gonna have a draft. you can smell his breath on every side of his face. this nigga can’t be near water no more, he’d drown trying wash his face. he ain’t never gonna replenish his thirst. smh i wish him the best.
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